I envy you people with duralast bladders

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
12/13/2018 at 00:31 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (26)

Svend > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/13/2018 at 00:51

So dod I. Those people that can drink and drink, go to bed, wake up, have a power piss and that’s it.

I’m that old now I have to stop any liquids an hour before bed, go to the toilet first, have some sleep and if I get up for any reason )no matter how much sleep I’ve had) I have to go pee before I can go back to sleep again.

Getting older sucks.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Svend
12/13/2018 at 00:52

I think 20 years of riding bicycles has smashed my man bits. It was not this bad when I was younger.

Svend > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/13/2018 at 01:02

I used to ride a lot when I was younger.

I stopped cycling for a few years then thought I’d get a bike and it’ll be good for me, yadda yadda yadda. I got it out of the store, cycled 50 feet and I swe a r I found my arse had changed in those years as I couldn’t sit down on the seat. My arse had gotten used to sitting where cushions cupped my arse, a cycle seat is like trying to sit of a fence sideways with a bit of a cushion to it.

So sod that for a lark.

SHARPSPEED > Svend
12/13/2018 at 01:03

“p ower p iss”

How the fuck have I not heard this term before?

Svend > SHARPSPEED
12/13/2018 at 01:11

Lol.

You know the people. They just pull themselves out, open the flood gates like a dam has broken, then put themselves away and continue with their life.

I’ve taken to adopting the German, sit down pee. Just have a sit down for a couple (few) minutes, let it come out at it’s own pace. Plus you get to sit and take the pressure off your feet for a while too.

How about when you walk passed someone who has farted but not said anything, you say, ‘hey, I don’t want to be walking into your foul festering fart fog’.

SHARPSPEED > Svend
12/13/2018 at 01:19

Oh I know what it is because I’m one of those people. Like seriously if wizz really is sterile they should send me over to California to solve the drought . I’ve just never heard such a beautiful name for it before. Now I know what was going down every time I drank a diet Dr. Pepper.

dannyzabolotny > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/13/2018 at 01:21

I once drove from San Francisco to Phoenix with literally one bathroom break over the course of 11+ hours of driving. And that’s with plenty of water and drinks. And then I took exactly 1 bathroom break when driving 14 hours from Denver to Phoenix. No idea how I do it but it’s cool!

Svend > SHARPSPEED
12/13/2018 at 01:28

English, it’s the l anguage of Wainwright and Shakespeare, Lol . I guess we just have a way with words.

Grrr. Ye’, I used to be like you before I was struck down with my incurable disease, age.

Future Heap Owner > dannyzabolotny
12/13/2018 at 01:55

I felt great when I once drove 3 hours to Seattle without a break. Usually I have to stop twice. My bladder is crazy hyperactive.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/13/2018 at 02:00

some nights i can go without getting up, yet other nights i wake and need a power piss

PyramidHat > Svend
12/13/2018 at 02:04

That might be a while though. Ever get up to have a piss, then go until the evening news comes on?

Svend > PyramidHat
12/13/2018 at 02:24

Not yet, but I can’t rule it out happening in the future.

facw > dannyzabolotny
12/13/2018 at 03:40

My trick is not drinking while road tripping.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/13/2018 at 07:55

I do pretty well. An 8 hour flight is about my maximum for not having to get up.

HammerheadFistpunch > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/13/2018 at 10:15

funny you should say that. this is what i drank last night while actually in bed

Kinja'd!!!

granted i have a cold and sore throat so i really needed it but it doesn't keep me up

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > dannyzabolotny
12/13/2018 at 10:20

That’s duralast gold status.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
12/13/2018 at 10:21

No way. 1-gallon bladder FTW.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HammerheadFistpunch
12/13/2018 at 10:22

It’s less of an issue at home when there is a toilet 10 feet away. When traveling it can be an hour until the next opportunity to unload.

shop-teacher > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/13/2018 at 11:06

I envy them as well. I call my wife’s bladder a camel-bladder. Me on the other hand, I NEVER pass a bathroom if I’m going to be away from one for more than about an hour.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > shop-teacher
12/13/2018 at 11:21

This is problematic if you fly a lot like me. Last night we sat in the plane for a whole hour before we were air born, something mechanical then a de-ice sequence. It’s a relatively short flight ( 90 minutes air time) but I used the toilet in the air once there was access.

shop-teacher > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/13/2018 at 11:30

Yeah, I bet. I rarely fly ... I think 2009 was the last time I did ... or maybe 2008. Anyways, on the not especially long flight between DC and Chicago, I used the toilet twice. I also peed right before I boarded, and as soon as I got off as well.

dannyzabolotny > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/13/2018 at 11:40

Hopefully my bladder’s warranty is that good too, haha

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > shop-teacher
12/13/2018 at 12:41

I can easily go 1-2 hrs if I don’t drink anything. It’s the unknowns. I’ve sat in a plane on the runway for over an hour many times not being able to get up and move around.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/13/2018 at 16:18

Fun fact, I’ve never used used an airplane bathroom despite numerous 5+ hour flights. On road trips, I try to only go when the car needs gas.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
12/13/2018 at 16:31

It’s not a place you actually want to go.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/13/2018 at 18:39

I got that impression.